this blog aint all glamorous stories of what amazing, crazy sex i have had and how it is so totally more than normal. my sex life does and will contain pretty bland and bad experiences, and boring stories. i think they all just add up to a nice un-fantastical and […]
Year: 2009
i was seeing this guy who i really really really liked. like insanely liked. like if he was in the city center i could smell him, i would know if he was at a club cause like some wierd animal i could pick up his scent for miles around. anyway, […]
i was already pretty wasted at the start of my night, at the big club i went to every week back in me home town. i was sat with a big group of chavs doing poppers. not sure why i was with them, definitely didnt know them and do not […]
i was fucking this guy, 60, in my friends living room. there were like 8 other people in the room, but they had done so much drugs no one really knew what we were doing. whilst we were fucking i somehow managed to hit my head off the corner of […]
im not sure exactly when i started it but i was about 15 i think. i wanted to keep a record of everyone i had ever kissed, touched or slept with. ever since we all started kissing people, me and my school friends would compete with how many we had […]
i used to run an event in club land. i was badly behaved and fully took advantage of the free drinks i was given. i like a good flirt, a quick flash and to tease. which i did with the staff all the time. not that i ever did anything […]
i had met this boy one night i went out on my own, when i had gone home to visit me mom and she had chucked me out for the night to have an ann summers party. its started normally enough. kissing, chatting, me in the middle of the two […]
i wanted one of them and i was too drunk at the pub to decide anything. the brother of the one i want put me in a cab and they both, 84 & 85, got in. not sure how it got from the cab to me being bent over being […]
thought it would be a good idea to start a blog. i love telling stories of things i have done and seen and know.when i wanted to start this, i had a boyfriend and thought it would be a bit insensitive as a lot of my stories are about other […]